My swan song
Caz dared me to do this. One last attempt to test out frozen/packaged dinners, to see if the serving suggestion looked even remotely like the finished product.
I present Exhibit A: a pizza all lovely and filled with herbs and garlic and chunks of succulent pumpkin and feta.
It's called Lean Cuisine, but it should be Mean Cuisine. Even Alexander Beetle would be hungry after eating this.
You may be wondering why I didn't take a closer picture. The truth was, the camera kept passing out on me, refusing to take a shot if I got too close. Don't blame it really.
At this point my camera lost the will to live.
Yes, it tasted revolting,