The roads are full of spastics

I'm less than brimming with bonhommie when it takes an hour to get from Fitzroy to Moorabbin. Trying to do a right onto Hoddle Street and waiting through FOUR FHARKING CHANGES OF THE LIGHTS.

Other idiots I saw today - idiot 1 who was put-putting slowly, so effing slowly towards the lights (which were GREEN) and then they just make it through and I'm stuck with the red.

Idiot 2 who was turning right, behind another car turning right. I'm on the opposite side, also turning right, but as the light goes orange, the other bloke changes his mind and pulls out in front of me to go straight ahead, thus leaving me stranded in the middle of the intersection with the lights red. I made the tyres squeal a bit, so that made me feel better.

Idiot 3 who faffed about in the left lane for ages on Burnley road, was trying to read a map I suppose. Just as I think about passing him, he pulled way over into the right lane to turn right

Idiot 4 trying for a three point turn in the middle of Victoria Parade, Richmond. Because she wanted to back up, so I had to stop. There are things called road rules, read them!!!

Trying to find a car park in Fitzroy. That in itself is an exercise in futility.

I know the roads are full of tourists, but for god sake, if you're lost, then pull over to read the map, don't read and drive at the same time. And don't give me any shit about bad female drivers, all of these spastics were men!!!