Experiment 4
Sorry for the enormous picture, but this has to be seen to be believed. Just look at those large chunks of ham, that white chicken-related fleshy product, those golden crumblets.
No sprig of oregano to save me. They came out of the oven looking like they had nipples.
And then I took out my sharpest knife from Delta Goodrem's back, sharpened it some more and sliced the succulent duet in half. I mean, how hard could this be?
I think I'm starting to get rickets.
And for something so full of smew, how come it tasted so dry?
posted by Burnt Karma at 7:27 PM
Dude, did you cook those things properly? Please tell me you didn't eat them? They're making me feel ill.
In a slightly blonde moment I thought "wow, you did a great job with the detail. You even found the exact same tea towel they had in the top picture!" Then, um, I realised. Duh.
Oh, that package is so definitely photoshopped. Revolting.
Love the nipple comment.
Hahaha, Caz, you so have mummy brain!
Yeah, I did eat it, and it's been so far the most boring food so far. Tasted very salty and bland. Jr tried some and wasn't impressed.
I agree with Duck, I reckon there's a fair bit of photoshopping going on. I mean, how did they get the chicken flesh to look so white and virginal?
God, you're a brave woman.
Loving this series...just hope it doesn't end in the emergency department.
They should be cooked slowly for a few days then thrown out for the dog to gnaw on.
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