You dumb phelps!
The poster boy for inducing vomit, Peter Phelps and his flab will be making an appearance "Celebrity Overhaul" on Channel 9 (Celebrity meaning "washed up nobodies").
Here's why [my quotes in parenthesis]
"I've always been curious about the world wide phenomenon of reality TV [because you haven't been part of it]. I'm actually writing something about it [is that what you told Centrelink?], so it is my research in a way. Also, I'm funding a boat trip to take supplies to remote parts of Sumatra that were affected by the tsunami and I needed some money to get it going."
Haven't the people of Sumatra suffered enough???!!! Hey Peter, Australians have raised hundreds of millions for various REGISTERED charities, what makes you think we'll hand over our hard earned to you? Unless you propose to send yourself and never come back.
Oh yeah, and he reckons he's 88kg. Pfffffft! And that he has a "physical role" coming up, but he can't tell us what it is. Pffffftttttt ppppffffftttt!!!
Phelp's company includes Rowena Wallace, Merv Hughes, Melissa Bell (who says she's overweight at 57kg. The fuck?) Fabio, Paulini and Trevor Butler. Trevor won $1 mill on Big Brother, ditched his day job and sat around eating chocolate all day. As you do.
It's on at 6.30 Sundays. Ratings poison!
posted by Burnt Karma at 4:44 PM
I am disappointed in this, because Phelpsy is the poster boy for what I call "success-fat." Success fat is what happens to male actors (or males in general, but actors are best) when they get, uh, success[ful]. Whereas girls, they get "success-thin." Some other excellent examples are the boys versus the girls on "Friends" and the boys versus the girls on "Buffy".
Anyway, I don't want Phelpsy to lose weight! He's ruining my theory!
Phelpsy on reality TV! I can't wait until he makes us laugh and cry with his improvised dialogue. He don't need no steenking writers, he IS a writer DAMMIT!
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